Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
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