i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.