South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.