Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
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Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
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I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
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