Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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