these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
Dick very happy bro
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
Randomize
