we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
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so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
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Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
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