Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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