Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
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