I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
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Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
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If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
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