oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
Randomize
