Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
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well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
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All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
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