i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
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