Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
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all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
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I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
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