Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
I'm not ok right now. I just walked in on a 600lb woman passed out on the toilet and she walked out and tried to eat her cell phone. I'm on acid I think.
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I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
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I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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