they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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