their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
I have post one night stand depression
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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