Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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