the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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