I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
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He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
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Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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