PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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