Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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