love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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