come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
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Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
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there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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