Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
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sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
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They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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