his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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