Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
Randomize
