is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
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My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
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We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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