Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
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