Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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