I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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