Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
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What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
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I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
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