Soap is not a condiment
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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