Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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