So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
If you fucking touch my phone and text people, drunk or sober, ever again, i will shove a swizle stick up your pee hole.
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