I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
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Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
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I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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