Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
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