the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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