If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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