evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
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THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
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At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
I'm like, not good at living.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
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