Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
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You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
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it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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