I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
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We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
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Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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