Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
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The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
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Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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