don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
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Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
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Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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