When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
Just woke up in bed, AC on high, with a fresh pack of smokes, an unopened pint of vodka, and a bag w a beef patty w cheese in it. I think my roommate's like the toothfairy or something. Or that was way more Xanax than I needed.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
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