and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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