Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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