I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
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Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
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Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.