Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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