I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
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how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
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We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
I need to wash the frat house off of me
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
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