I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
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