dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
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surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
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It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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