Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
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