only you would photoshop your dick
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
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I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
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we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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